{"id":24,"date":"2008-06-14T09:11:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-14T07:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vilma.cc\/2G\/?p=24"},"modified":"2008-06-18T00:16:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T22:16:52","slug":"%e2%80%9chermitage-guggenheim-dumplings%e2%84%a2%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"\u201cHermitage-Guggenheim Dumplings\u2122\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dumplings for the 15 million people in the Baltic region:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>765 000 kg of Double M (Mekas\/Maciunas) cheese curd;<br \/>\n2 550 000 Oligarchic eggs from St Petersburg;<br \/>\n1 500 000 kg PR flour;<br \/>\n255 000 litres of Neris river water;<br \/>\n2 500 000 pinches of Bilbao Effect sugar;<br \/>\n2 500 000 pinches of Independent Expert salt.<\/p>\n<p>\u00b7        First put the flour in a Baltic sized mixing bowl and stir in the sugar<br \/>\nand salt with a Russian bears paw.<br \/>\n\u00b7        Crack in the whole eggs being careful not to allow any criticism and<br \/>\nstir and stir and stir until there is no difference left between any of<br \/>\nthe parties.<br \/>\n\u00b7        Next slowly add the water as you stir. If you add to much just<br \/>\noverwhelm it with more PR flour until you can no longer taste the<br \/>\nIndependent expert salt.<br \/>\n\u00b7        Spread the dough over the Baltic region and place the Double M cheese<br \/>\ncurd along the centre.<br \/>\n\u00b7        Role this into a linear connection between Vilnius and St Petersburg.<br \/>\n\u00b7        Cut this into small pieces and boil in a Zaha Hadid designed cooking<br \/>\npot and postpone their completion until 2013.<br \/>\n\u00b7        Finally distribute them proportionally between all those who invested<br \/>\ntheir dough to make more dough out of the Lithuanian Taxpayers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dumplings for the 15 million people in the Baltic region: 765 000 kg of Double M (Mekas\/Maciunas) cheese curd; 2 550 000 Oligarchic eggs from St Petersburg; 1 500 000 kg PR flour; 255 000 litres of Neris river water; 2 500 000 pinches of Bilbao Effect sugar; 2 500 000 pinches of Independent Expert [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heritage-department"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vilma.cc\/2G\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}